Going Green---In Our Own Unique Way

I cleaned out the refrigerator last night. It was a huge undertaking, to say the least. I don't really have any advice except, wear a gas mask and only proceed if the area is well ventilated. Apparently we were doing our part to save the universe by starting a compost pile in the fridge. So in reality, all those forgotten leftovers were a positive thing. You wouldn't know it from the smell. But they were well on their way to making some nice soil. And I'm sure they'll do wonders for the local landfill.

So now, I'm going to sit in front of my open fridge all day and stare at the pristine shelves. We have nothing to eat but the fridge is CLEAN!!!!! What could be more fulfilling for the spirit than a clean fridge and a forced diet? I've been needing to lose ten pounds. The easiest way to do it is to remove all food from the house!